Looked like fun when I saw it on 's Journal.


Rules:
1) go to UrbanDictionary.com and type in your answers to the questions
2) post the first definition it gives you
3) tag three people

1) Your Name?
Wesley

Any guy that tries to cop-a-feel on every girl he can get his hands on by giving them a hug so tight they can't breath.

Disliked by the entire female sex. Whenever they see him they run in the oposite direction as fast as they can.
friend 1: That guy tried to grab my ass
friend 2: he's such a wesley!

That does not sound like me at all.

2) Age?
19

The Canadian drinking age. 2 years better than 21.
"Heck yes I'll have a drink, because I'm 19" (adding 'eh' to the end of this is, of course, optional)

One year older than the Australian drinking age though. If drinking was my thing anyway.

3) One of your Friends?
Laura

-Sex on legs
-Tiger in the bedroom
-Waiscoast is TEH SEX
-Adorable
-Possibly the rudest person you will EVER meet
-Cute. END OF.
Michelle: "Did you meet up with Laura last night?"
Hannah: "Yeh, she was a tiger in the bedroom!"
(Laura walks past...)
Michelle: "Aye up, sex on legs.."

What is thi- I don't even-

4)What Should you me doing right now?

Assignment

A piece of work you cannot be botherd to do
Fuck it, it's just another assignment.

I...have no comment on this.

5) Favourite Colour?

Blue

The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers.
The sky is blue.

Show of hands, who expected something NOT sciency here? *raises hand*

6) birthplace

Malaysia

The country where education is very highly politicised.Also a country where Malays are literaly spoonfed from their moment of their birth up to their deaths.Even if you are the no.1 student in Malaysia,you won't get a place in a public university of your choice if you are not a Malay.A Malay can beat you to the seat even if he's a freakin' retard.That is guaranteed.
Friendly?Yes.Non-racist?Not always so.
The universities of Malaysia are foul-ridden with hordes of lazy,incompetitive Malay students.

*serious* Makes me glad i came to Australia then

7)Month of birth

December

The month in which the hottest women are born.
That girl is FINE! She must have been born in December.

Oh. OH DAMNIT! *is now curious as to what he would look like as a girl*

8)Last Person you talked to

Brother

a person whom you are related to. sometimes a role model. sometimes an ass. sometimes a friend. a person who you are stuck being related to until the day you die through good or bad
my brother is a good guy.

That fits him quite well.

9) One of your nicknames

Wes

a dumbass cock-boy, BITCH in every aspect of the word.
Student : DUDE that guy is a WES!
Teacher: 500 write offs for saying such a word

...I have no words... whatsoever.

10) Favorite Food

Steak

The greatest food known to man. Best when eaten dripping with blood.
"I will go eat steak now with honor."

FINALLY! ONE OF THE FEW THINGS THAT MAKE SENSE HERE!!!